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DNC: Mobs of Right-Wing “Extremists” Scaring Womanly Liberals By Exercising Rights to Free Speech and Assembly

August 6, 2009

The latest agitprop to emerge from the Ministry of Truth is enough to boggle the mind.

The self-proclaimed champions of reasoned discourse are claiming that health care town halls all over the fruited plain are being interrupted by unruly mobs of bloodthirsty right-wingers, presumably under the marching orders of the Bushitler.  One wonders how, when Republicans are supposed to all be so damned stupid, they apparently have an incredibly well-organized and well-oiled anti-ObamaCare machine chugging along–even going so far as to bus these bloodthirsty protesters to town halls en masse, apparently.

The statement from the DNC must be read in its entirety for full context.  Mostly, I’m posting it in its entirety in the interest of humor:

Statement from DNC Communications Director Brad Woodhouse on the Republican Party and Allied Groups’ Mob Rule:The Republicans and their allied groups – desperate after losing two consecutive elections and every major policy fight on Capitol Hill – are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street Lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional Districts across the country.

However, much like we saw at the McCain-Palin rallies last year where crowds were baited with cries of ‘socialist,’ ‘communist,’ and where the birthers movement was born – these mobs of extremists are not interested in having a thoughtful discussion about the issues – but like some Republican leaders have said – they are interested in ‘breaking’ the President and destroying his Presidency.

These mobs are bussed in by well funded, highly organized groups run by Republican operatives and funded by the special interests who are desperately trying to stop the agenda for change the President was elected to bring to Washington. Despite the headline grabbing nature of these angry mobs and their disruptions of events, they are not reflective of where the American people are on the issues – or the hundreds of thousands of thoughtful discussions taking place around kitchen tables, water coolers and in homes.

The right wing extremists’ use of things like devil horns on pictures of our elected officials, hanging members of Congress in effigy, breathlessly questioning the President’s citizenship and the use of Nazi SS symbols and the like just shows how outside of the mainstream the Republican Party and their allies are. This type of anger and discord did not serve Republicans well in 2008 – and it is bound to backfire again.

I would post a strong content warning here, but you’ll find out in due course why I decided to forgo such a thing.  For the record, here’s just one of those scary right-wing mobs.  Resist the urge to shield your eyes and cover your ears:

Say, I wonder if these would qualify as angry mobs, since we’re on the subject:

The good news is: It would appear that the Bushitler isn’t responsible for all the evil in the world.  The bad news: It’s probably just a matter of time before we are treated to some sort of mob/Bushitler/Halliburton/Cheney conspiracy theory.

This desperate attempt by the DNC to paint anti-ObamaCare protesters as angry, unruly, astro-turfing shills is telling.  The Obama administration is still trying to cover their flanks after the Drudge Report linked to videos of President Obama speaking in the past of his desire for a single-payer system. Predictably, they’re defending against this “right wing attack” by making the audacious claim that somehow, right-wingers have cut-and-pasted different remarks from the President in order to make him look like he’s advocating a single-payer system.  For the record, here is one of those videos (via Hot Air):

Unless the President has succeeded in some sort of wholesale bastardization of the English language, I’m pretty sure that exactly what he said was: “I happen to be a proponent of single payer, universal health care plans”.

Normally, Democrats claim that the opposition is lying if their lies cannot be stated verbatim.  Here though, they’ve taken a decidedly riskier tack by painting a verbatim reproduction of the president’s statement amounts to mendacity.

On Tuesday night, things took a turn for the increasingly more bizarre when Sen. Boxer (D-CA) made the provocative claim that anti-ObamaCare crowds are ginned-up astroturf mobs as evidenced by the fact that–hold on to your hats here–they dress too nicely!

If this were anybody other than the poster child for the modern American liberal speaking, I would say that she were forging brave new inroads into double-speak territory.  Alas, she is the prototypical modern American liberal, so there is no surprise.  It is as if every liberal is born capable of rote recitation of that portion of the liberal catechism which says that conservatives are simultaneously toothless, brain-damaged hicks, and also deviously clever, insanely rich king-makers furiously twirling their Thadeus mustaches whilst dreaming up new ways of oppressing the “middle class”.  Also inborn is the total inability to see the manifestly paradoxical nature of these beliefs.

If liberals are scared of frail, elderly men and women demanding their health care be left alone, but not masses of pitchfork wielding amnesty advocates or pro gay marriage mobs assaulting elderly women, it’s no wonder they hate Republicans more than they hate third world despots like Kim Jong Il.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 6, 2009 3:45 am

    Typical of redneck double-speak and hick logic you fail to grasp that it is precisely the mustache twirling lobbyists and mostly invisible corporate honchos that are manipulating your stupid toothless asses; and like the brain-dead lemmings Republicans are, you follow blindly into the flaming breach, cutting your own throat, sealing your fate and sending your children off to die wrapped in a tattered Old Glory, or confederate flag, or white hood, or whatever, all to safeguard your right to watch porn after church [hey, aren’t libs the ones that love porn?] and blow each other away with assault rifles. [Oddly, Johnny Noir feebly attempts to exercise free speech rights secured mostly with assault rifles. Awkward!]

    Liberals are spineless, yes, but Republicans are brainless and more dangerous, except for the suits giving your marching orders, you idiot, and manufacturing the weapons and pharmaceuticals (crystal meth not birth control) to kill you, your children and the whole planet so Jesus can have a nice safe place to live when he returns to his all white (inbred), barefoot and pregnant neighborhood. [Editor’s note: Apparently, no one informed Mr. Noir that crystal meth wasn’t invented by “pharmaceutical companies”. Also, no one taught him how to write worth a damn.]

    Gay marriage is completely meaningless when compared to raping your family members and then killing them, or killing and then raping them, whatever you Republicans do in your gated trailer parks [Say, aren’t you libs the ones who think every rapist can eventually be exonerated with DNA evidence?] . But that’s your business. Please keep it to yourselves. There’s too much Reality TV as it is. Isn’t it enough that FOX NEWS and the 700 CLUB let you look up the painted and smiling yuppy shills’ skirts?

    Who needs a brain when the guys with the money can afford to put that kind of “news” on the air? [Tsk tsk, Johnny: you’ve been watching Olbermann again, haven’t you?] And you ignorant dittoheads lap up every word like it’s the Gospel. Ann Coulter? Rush Limbaugh? Bill O’Reilly? Sean Hannity? [Say, Johnny, can you do us a favor? First, tell us how man people read your ignorant “pulp fiction” compared to how many read Coulter, or Limbaugh, and secondly, can you name one thing any of the people you cite have said that is factually incorrect?] Are theses painfully stupid clowns meant to put an intelligent face on your incoherent gibberish? I guess so, because they’re making the big bucks and your getting busses around to rallies to scream buzzwords for beer.

    Piss off and stay drunk you goobers. [Drop the crack pipe, Johnny, and stay classy!]

    • michaeldiles permalink*
      August 6, 2009 4:00 am

      Wow. To respond to your rambling, idiotic, disjointed, semi-literate prose would take more time than a gainfully employed man such as myself has to devote to such inanity. On the other hand, you proved my point even more beautifully than I did.

      You and your ilk are hate-filled, lugubrious little termites trolling the planet with two main objectives: 1) identify those realities which make you uncomfortable, and 2) bastardize the language and commonly held notions of truth and reason in order to tear that reality down. My best guess is that you have engaged in most or all of the behaviors you accuse us of. Perhaps there is just the slightest bit of projection in your mumbling idiocy, no?

      You hate Jesus, trailer parks, pharmaceutical companies, and babies for the same reason: they have a purpose, and you do not. But do not dismay at your uselessness, my liberal friend! I am here to help. First, dislodge your head from your ass. Next, invest fifty cents in what is commonly referred to as a “newspaper”. Open that newspaper to the classified ads and look for something called a “job”. When you get this “job”, invest some of your burger-flipping wages in “education”. Learn how to write and think critically, then come back to this blog. Rinse and repeat, jackass.

      • August 6, 2009 10:43 pm

        Me thinks goober protests too much!

      • michaeldiles permalink*
        August 6, 2009 11:45 pm

        Whew, for a second there I thought you were for real! Does the local welfare office know you’ve gone missing? Fret not, my idiot friend! Help is on the way.

        Since I’m unsure whether you can actually read, or whether you’re simply cutting and pasting your talking points from the DNC website and, let me help you out: “Facts” are things that worthless liberal nothings such as yourself cannot alter regardless of how much weeping and fear-mongering you engage in. Like it or not, you’re poor because you suck; rich people are usually rich because they are hard working, disciplined, and highly skilled. If you could drop your comic books and pick up a copy of, say, Wealth of Nations, or even the Constitution, you’d see what a woefully uneducated and ill-mannered cad you really are. Alas… stupid liberal demagogues we will have with us always. For Gaia’s sake, crawl back to whatever local slum you crawled out of and leave adults to discuss things civilly. Thanks for trying, though!

  2. August 6, 2009 10:40 pm

    No, sorry, it’s college aged liberals who make up the majority of porn-users, this in spite of their parents preaching family values. Phew! That is indeed a complex psychological profile, and throwing in principles that aren’t based on the will to power to boot, it’s no wonder no geniuses ever came out of the confused and polluted gene pool. I realize I don’t make since, but think of it this way: If you don’t come from NYC or LA, you just aren’t human. It’s that simple.

    Liberal college students couldn’t figure out how to take Pseudoephedrine (perhaps because they value their snot more than gold; as it is essential to their nose picking) so they cooked it up and smoked it. And then Democrats subsidized their habit…errrr, approved “welfare” benefits.

    It is humorous that a redneck who wouldn’t know how to live off of the fruits of another’s labor claim to know what a ‘fact’ is, let alone how to spell the word. How many people read Noam Chomsky compared to how many people listen to Rush Limbaugh? Is that your argument?

    I’ll leave you to your higher education and thoughtful reasoning, so you can write something else for me to laugh at.

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